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Before in the past I was unable to upload Parallect to SmackJeeves because their size/file restrictions were too small for Parallect but I guess they amended that because now I can upload all my pages with no problem. So if you use SmackJeeves consider giving Parallect a follow and upvote!

AAAAND I FORGOT THE LINK. SORRY.

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Thank you for the birthday wishes and gifts everyone! I had a pretty chill birthday! :)
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In case anyone is interested, there's an extensive bio of cruxia over here charahub.com/character/19277/C…
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I drew on the sketch layer cause I felt like a masochist :evillaugh:

Sped up 1200% 
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Mr-Undisclosed was generous enough to write an EPIC TALE between the super characters of his world and Cruxia. Conveniently split up into 3 Chapters, I highly recommend the read!

Emma Martinez and her kitchen crew are tired of waiting for their nemesis to perish and so take to desperate measures! The high-tech super chef and her undead number 2 Henchman Garcon invoke a dark demon from an unknown dimension! Enter :iconcruxia: 's Cruxia. An all powerful demon overlord summoned with the mission of defeating a single food critic. It's Cruxia's hellaciously infused cuisine Vs The fussy critic Felicity DeLuca. The overlord is intent on dragging this villain's soul down to hell but first she's got to kill her off.

Does her dark magic have what it takes or will Felicity just consider it an exotic tinge to her meal? Let's find out.

Hell Served Rare PT1
It starts with icing made from the dead, mulched up bones, and curdled blood left to rot somewhere warm and humid. Then there’s the base made with eggs from a bird that has not walked the world since some dark epoch. It was left to bake in an oven adorned with blasphemous sigils and tortured words wrought from the throats of mad men.
“This seems unnecessary and expensive.” Garcon councils and he would know about this sort of thing. He was a chef in a past life, a French chef during the time of revolution where decadence and unnecessary treats were the norm. This ticked the kind of box that his old masters would have wanted. “It’d be much easier to just dump arsenic on a cake if you wanted to make it inedible.”
“Well it’s not for eating,” Emma Martinez informed her undead number 2. The grey and sallow face of Garcon did not emote well but the hard stare told Emma she had best continue. “It’s an offering for something on t

Hell Served Rare Pt2
The place had sin in its name presumably because the food was so good it had to be a sin. Felicity was usually wittier than that but currently most of her brain power was focused on restraint. The waiters were all so slow, walked so slowly! Did they not know they carried the nectar of the gods!?
The older looking waitress with a bit of a scar down her face put another plate in front of Felicity and backed away quickly to get another plate. They had repeated this process for about forty minutes now, she knew the drill. Felicity’s pen hovered over the wordpad, tasting even a little of this food overwhelmed her with the want and desire for more of it so her review had to be written quickly. Lest the sheer taste floor her.
Forty plus minutes of eating she’d been working through the mains. Steak au poivre was sat in front of her with a little bowl of shoestring potato pieces to accompany it. The smell from the thing was tinged with just a little bit of alcohol, typically the dis

Hell served Rare PT3
Food was emerging from the kitchen in steady waves and Felicity was doing her solid duty in eating that food. Honestly it was all so freakishly good, she’d been writing little bits on each piece but Ms. Malitrus had told her simply to give a thumbs up or a thumbs down to save time. Very Roman emperor, a colloseum of cuisine. She liked it, felt like one of those judges on the cooking shows.
She could do that, she always thought she’d be great at that. All these American’s loved the mean British judge, she could do that and be the hot one. Save the network money. Plus she could actually eat the whole dish, make the contestant feel good. You only ever see the judges pick at them like nebbish children.
The dishes were really kind of a global mess, they’d had appetisers from Japan and a main course from Brussels, dessert would be coming out of Hawaiian plate dishes. Felicity stabbed at the plate with a fork, catching the last escaping pieces of meat and popping them

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Cruxia by borockman

my weak heart :iconhnnghplz:
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